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Dear Diary: Not a Billionaire, Yet.

I'd like to say that I haven't been around for fantastic reasons.... I won the lottery and bought a cat farm. I've been traveling the depths of Italy, and eating Delicate Italian pasta dishes with Pasquale, my man-maid. I've been snorkeling with Nemo and helping him find Dory. I've been learning the intricate art of Kung-Fu. I've been up, I've been down, I've been all around. But the truth of the matter is: I forgot my password. And this is where I'm at in life. I forgot my password. I forgot to pay my electric bill and had my power shut off for 24 hours. And the other day, I forgot my child.  There's a reason I forget, but I just don't want to talk about it now. After this past week, a very long week, a very sad week- I realized that my life is just not the same life I used to have. I am not the same person. I do not have the same abilities. "I" may never come back. I need to adapt. I need to ma

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